I have a question about Birds?? (Very funny)?

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February 8th, 2010

How do birds have sex do they do it the same way humans do?

Or do they just get real close 2 each other? Because they have babies so they have 2 do something.

The male’s sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss.

The sperm is stored by the female for at least a week, in some species over a hundred days. Then as each ovum from the ovary moves into the oviduct, it gets fertilized with the stored sperm, producing a clutch of many eggs, all with the sperm from that one cloacal kiss.

There are a few species of birds where the males do possess a retractable penis that can be pulled back into the bird. These birds include ostriches, cassowaries, kiwis, swans, geese, and ducks. Since waterfowl sometimes make love while in the lake or pond, the penis helps ensure that the sperm is not washed away by the water.

Sperm can be transferred from male cloaca to the female in a blink of an eye – less than a second. Some birds seem to want to linger longer though, sometimes having sex for more than an hour! And, although it is not necessary to copulate frequently since the sperm is stored within the female, remember those hormones are still making the birds excited. Many pairs of birds will mate numerous times within a few days.

Other Answers:
The male sit on female and with his mouth he handle the head of female and put it’s maleorgan in female’s back and with in secinds the game will over.I saw it on nationalgoegraphy.

sort of like humans except they do not do it face to face but the mechanics are the same.
the male bird stands on top of the female’s back…

5 comments


  1. ummm…………?%#$!&*@!^)

    sorry not much help on this one
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    on February 8th, 2010 at 6:43 am
  2. The male’s sperm, produced in the testes, passes to the cloaca where it is stored until copulation (act of sex). The female also has a cloaca that leads from the ovaries. The female bird unfans her tail, moves it to one side while the male climbs up onto her back or gets close to her. Their cloacas are pressed together and the sperm moves from the male to the female. This act is called a cloacal kiss.

    The sperm is stored by the female for at least a week, in some species over a hundred days. Then as each ovum from the ovary moves into the oviduct, it gets fertilized with the stored sperm, producing a clutch of many eggs, all with the sperm from that one cloacal kiss.

    There are a few species of birds where the males do possess a retractable penis that can be pulled back into the bird. These birds include ostriches, cassowaries, kiwis, swans, geese, and ducks. Since waterfowl sometimes make love while in the lake or pond, the penis helps ensure that the sperm is not washed away by the water.

    Sperm can be transferred from male cloaca to the female in a blink of an eye – less than a second. Some birds seem to want to linger longer though, sometimes having sex for more than an hour! And, although it is not necessary to copulate frequently since the sperm is stored within the female, remember those hormones are still making the birds excited. Many pairs of birds will mate numerous times within a few days.

    Other Answers:
    The male sit on female and with his mouth he handle the head of female and put it’s maleorgan in female’s back and with in secinds the game will over.I saw it on nationalgoegraphy.

    sort of like humans except they do not do it face to face but the mechanics are the same.
    the male bird stands on top of the female’s back…
    References :

    on February 8th, 2010 at 7:20 am
  3. Great Question!
    The male will stand on the females back. She will kind of stick her crotch area out and be kind of flat. He will wrap his tail area around/under her (keeping his balance) and will make a humping motion. This can take anywhere from 2 seconds to2 minutes (depending on the skill level LOL).

    If you watch wild birds in the spring you will also see what you think is fighting. With Purple Martins you see two birds start on the side of their house and then are making lots of noise and end up falling to the ground and wrestling around. That is how they breed.
    References :
    http://www.nebraskabirdlady.com

    on February 8th, 2010 at 7:26 am
  4. Yes, kind of, but in their own way.
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    on February 8th, 2010 at 8:00 am
  5. The male gets on top of the female’s back and they rub their private parts together. lol.
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    on February 8th, 2010 at 8:44 am

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